Ouch.

Brett Gardner CF
Derek Jeter SS
Nick Swisher 1B
Hideki Matsui DH
Xavier Nady RF
Robinson Cano 2B
Melky Cabrera LF
Cody Ransom 3B
Jose Molina C

At least this lineup will hardly ever see the light of day, and they are playing the Royals who are sporting one much worse. Get better soon, Mark.