I’m working on a longer post for Friday with my gripes laid out but I just did a playthrough of Devil May Cry 3 and followed it up with DmC and I definitely have two posts of kvetching in me.
|Devil May Cry 3||DmC|
|Dante is a smartass cocky dude who is funny. He likes pizza and guitars.||Dante is a smartass cocky dude who is not funny. It is implied he has a big dick.|
|Vergil is a broody not-human with plans who is very good with a sword. He wears a cool jacket.||Vergil is a whiny not-human with plans who is not as good with a sword as Dante. He wears a dumb jacket.|
|Many options available to customize how you play through the game. Many different weapons and combat styles to choose from. Even a defense only first option if you are a weirdo who doesn’t just like to smash enemies blindly with a sword.||Dante has a sword and then there are some secondary weapons you have to hold down multiple buttons to use. You’ll hit the wrong ones sometimes and get annoyed.|
|Tight re-playable levels for those who like to go for better rankings.||You will not need to replay any levels unless you really enjoy collectibles or SSS rankings because if your hands can push buttons you will probably S/SS rank everything in normal difficulty without breaking a sweat.|
|Trish is not in this game.||Trish is not in this game.|