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		<title>Great Product or Greatest Product</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonora</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This came up as a related item when I was browsing some of the A&amp;E World Series sets on the MLB Shop:</p>
<p><a href="http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2049395" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2328" title="pMLB2-2110330dt" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pMLB2-2110330dt.jpg" alt="pMLB2-2110330dt" width="500" height="500" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p>The must-have DVD revealing secrets from MLB&#8217;s top stars! Valuable tips and memorable exchanges from MLB&#8217;s biggest stars are exposed through the eyes of Jennie Finch, MLB&#8217;s This Week In Baseball correspondent and Olympic pitching great.</p></blockquote>
<p>Thank you for keeping this DVD up and giving me a juvenile laugh, Major League Baseball!</p>
<div style="display:block"><small><em>by Leonora <a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/2009/11/25/great-product-or-greatest-product/#comments">Leave A Comment</a><br />&copy;2010 <a href="http://teamnerdrage.com">The Girl Who Loved Andy Pettitte</a>. All Rights Reserved.</em></small></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This came up as a related item when I was browsing some of the A&amp;E World Series sets on the MLB Shop:</p>
<p><a href="http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2049395" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2328" title="pMLB2-2110330dt" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pMLB2-2110330dt.jpg" alt="pMLB2-2110330dt" width="500" height="500" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p>The must-have DVD revealing secrets from MLB&#8217;s top stars! Valuable tips and memorable exchanges from MLB&#8217;s biggest stars are exposed through the eyes of Jennie Finch, MLB&#8217;s This Week In Baseball correspondent and Olympic pitching great.</p></blockquote>
<p>Thank you for keeping this DVD up and giving me a juvenile laugh, Major League Baseball!</p>
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		<title>Remembering the Greatest Series of Commercials Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonora</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>In the late 90s Addidas ran a series of Yankees themed commercials in the New York area. The greatest of these was, by far, the El Duque.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vRMJQvSJyQg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vRMJQvSJyQg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>The other one everyone remembers is &#8220;What the Hell is ANSKY?&#8221; My mother&#8217;s best friend still wears her ANSKY shirt every now and then.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fjd64jk83WU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fjd64jk83WU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>Here are a few more featuring the ANSKY guys</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XjekF24XKb0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XjekF24XKb0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
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<p>There were several others that I can&#8217;t find, and some that I did find but never found funny (like the Braves fan having horrible taxi cab driver luck) and that&#8217;s a shame. I know that Adidas is no longer the provider of shoes and all to the Yankees but it would be awesome if they put up a repository of all of them up somewhere.</p>
<div style="display:block"><small><em>by Leonora <a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/2009/10/10/remembering-the-greatest-series-of-commercials-ever/#comments">Leave A Comment</a><br />&copy;2010 <a href="http://teamnerdrage.com">The Girl Who Loved Andy Pettitte</a>. All Rights Reserved.</em></small></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the late 90s Addidas ran a series of Yankees themed commercials in the New York area. The greatest of these was, by far, the El Duque.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vRMJQvSJyQg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vRMJQvSJyQg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>The other one everyone remembers is &#8220;What the Hell is ANSKY?&#8221; My mother&#8217;s best friend still wears her ANSKY shirt every now and then.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fjd64jk83WU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fjd64jk83WU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>Here are a few more featuring the ANSKY guys</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XjekF24XKb0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XjekF24XKb0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
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<p>There were several others that I can&#8217;t find, and some that I did find but never found funny (like the Braves fan having horrible taxi cab driver luck) and that&#8217;s a shame. I know that Adidas is no longer the provider of shoes and all to the Yankees but it would be awesome if they put up a repository of all of them up somewhere.</p>
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		<title>A Break From The Serious</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonora</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Not much to whine about when the Yankees are doing so well (I feel bad for Sergio Mitre because I have a heart even if it is small and black and he&#8217;s not hurting the team too badly right now), so here&#8217;s an Onion Sports video to amuse you:</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="430" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="src" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMAGIC_LAMP_article.jpg&amp;videoid=97507&amp;title=Baseball%20Superstar%20Accused%20of%20Performance-Enhancing%20Genie%20Use" /><param name="flashvars" value="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMAGIC_LAMP_article.jpg&amp;videoid=97507&amp;title=Baseball%20Superstar%20Accused%20of%20Performance-Enhancing%20Genie%20Use" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="430" src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMAGIC_LAMP_article.jpg&amp;videoid=97507&amp;title=Baseball%20Superstar%20Accused%20of%20Performance-Enhancing%20Genie%20Use" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMAGIC_LAMP_article.jpg&amp;videoid=97507&amp;title=Baseball%20Superstar%20Accused%20of%20Performance-Enhancing%20Genie%20Use" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br />
<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/baseball_superstar_accused_of?utm_source=videoembed"></a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not much to whine about when the Yankees are doing so well (I feel bad for Sergio Mitre because I have a heart even if it is small and black and he&#8217;s not hurting the team too badly right now), so here&#8217;s an Onion Sports video to amuse you:</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="430" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="src" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMAGIC_LAMP_article.jpg&amp;videoid=97507&amp;title=Baseball%20Superstar%20Accused%20of%20Performance-Enhancing%20Genie%20Use" /><param name="flashvars" value="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMAGIC_LAMP_article.jpg&amp;videoid=97507&amp;title=Baseball%20Superstar%20Accused%20of%20Performance-Enhancing%20Genie%20Use" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="430" src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMAGIC_LAMP_article.jpg&amp;videoid=97507&amp;title=Baseball%20Superstar%20Accused%20of%20Performance-Enhancing%20Genie%20Use" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMAGIC_LAMP_article.jpg&amp;videoid=97507&amp;title=Baseball%20Superstar%20Accused%20of%20Performance-Enhancing%20Genie%20Use" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br />
<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/baseball_superstar_accused_of?utm_source=videoembed"></a></p>
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		<title>Coco Crisp: Now Starring in &#8220;The Birds&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonora</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Well, the Yankees had a tough loss that shouldn&#8217;t have been a loss that I will have plenty of whining about later, but at least they didn&#8217;t lose because of a <a href="http://cleveland.indians.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=5005771&amp;c_id=cle" target="_blank">ball getting deflected off a seagull</a>.</p>
<p>To commemorate the event, here are the screengrabs I took from Cleveland&#8217;s feed (make sure you click for the full size versions):</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_01.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1704" title="thebirds_01" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_01.jpg" alt="thebirds_01" width="475" height="265" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_02.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1705" title="thebirds_02" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_02.jpg" alt="thebirds_02" width="475" height="271" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_05.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1708" title="thebirds_05" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_05.jpg" alt="thebirds_05" width="478" height="267" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">You can find some more screengrabs here after the jump. <span id="more-1703"></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_02.jpg"></a><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_03.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1706" title="thebirds_03" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_03.jpg" alt="thebirds_03" width="475" height="266" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_04.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1707" title="thebirds_04" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_04.jpg" alt="thebirds_04" width="478" height="266" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_06.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1709" title="thebirds_06" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_06.jpg" alt="thebirds_06" width="476" height="267" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_06.jpg"></a><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_07.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1710" title="thebirds_07" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_07.jpg" alt="thebirds_07" width="478" height="267" /></a></p>
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<div style="display:block"><small><em>by Leonora <a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/2009/06/12/coco-crisp-now-starring-in-the-birds/#comments">Leave A Comment</a><br />&copy;2010 <a href="http://teamnerdrage.com">The Girl Who Loved Andy Pettitte</a>. All Rights Reserved.</em></small></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, the Yankees had a tough loss that shouldn&#8217;t have been a loss that I will have plenty of whining about later, but at least they didn&#8217;t lose because of a <a href="http://cleveland.indians.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=5005771&amp;c_id=cle" target="_blank">ball getting deflected off a seagull</a>.</p>
<p>To commemorate the event, here are the screengrabs I took from Cleveland&#8217;s feed (make sure you click for the full size versions):</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_01.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1704" title="thebirds_01" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_01.jpg" alt="thebirds_01" width="475" height="265" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_02.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1705" title="thebirds_02" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thebirds_02.jpg" alt="thebirds_02" width="475" height="271" /></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">You can find some more screengrabs here after the jump. <span id="more-1703"></span></p>
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		<title>The Only Important Highlight</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonora</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>First this happened:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jobaflop.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1675 aligncenter" title="jobaflop" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jobaflop.jpg" alt="jobaflop" width="557" height="314" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And then we all did this:</p>
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<a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cc_andy.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1676 aligncenter" title="cc_andy" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cc_andy.jpg" alt="cc_andy" width="555" height="312" /></a></p>
<p>PS &#8212; Joba Chamberlain should not be in the bullpen.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First this happened:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jobaflop.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1675 aligncenter" title="jobaflop" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jobaflop.jpg" alt="jobaflop" width="557" height="314" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And then we all did this:</p>
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<a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cc_andy.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1676 aligncenter" title="cc_andy" src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cc_andy.jpg" alt="cc_andy" width="555" height="312" /></a></p>
<p>PS &#8212; Joba Chamberlain should not be in the bullpen.</p>
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		<title>Incentives</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonora</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Chris Ray is alive. He was last seen pitching in relief for the Baltimore Orioles while his arm was falling off in 2007, then got Tommy John and nobody heard from him for a while. Well he got his new contract with Baltimore for 2009 and check out his awesome incentives:</p>
<blockquote><p>Ray&#8217;s contract also includes the following incentives: $50,000 for making the American League All-Star team; $100,000 for winning the Cy Young Award and $50,000 for placing second or third in the Cy Young voting; $50,000 for a Gold Glove; $50,000 for League Championship Series Most Valuable Player; $50,000 for World Series MVP; $100,000 for Comeback Player of the Year; and $150,000 for Team Leader in Rolaids Relief Man Award voting.</p></blockquote>
<p>There&#8217;s putting stuff in a contract to pump up the total value and then there&#8217;s giving the Baltimore Orioles setup guy/maybe closer a World Series MVP incentive. Beautiful.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris Ray is alive. He was last seen pitching in relief for the Baltimore Orioles while his arm was falling off in 2007, then got Tommy John and nobody heard from him for a while. Well he got his new contract with Baltimore for 2009 and check out his awesome incentives:</p>
<blockquote><p>Ray&#8217;s contract also includes the following incentives: $50,000 for making the American League All-Star team; $100,000 for winning the Cy Young Award and $50,000 for placing second or third in the Cy Young voting; $50,000 for a Gold Glove; $50,000 for League Championship Series Most Valuable Player; $50,000 for World Series MVP; $100,000 for Comeback Player of the Year; and $150,000 for Team Leader in Rolaids Relief Man Award voting.</p></blockquote>
<p>There&#8217;s putting stuff in a contract to pump up the total value and then there&#8217;s giving the Baltimore Orioles setup guy/maybe closer a World Series MVP incentive. Beautiful.</p>
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		<title>Well At Least It&#8217;s Snowing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonora</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_965" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 600px"><img src="http://teamnerdrage.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/awww.gif" alt="Christmas is ruined, I guess!" title="There is no Santa Claus in Boston." width="590" height="386" class="size-full wp-image-965" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Christmas is ruined, I guess!</p></div>
<div style="display:block"><small><em>by Leonora <a href="http://teamnerdrage.com/2008/12/23/well-at-least-its-snowing/#comments">Leave A Comment</a><br />&copy;2010 <a href="http://teamnerdrage.com">The Girl Who Loved Andy Pettitte</a>. All Rights Reserved.</em></small></div>]]></description>
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		<title>The Jackie Robinson Employment Agency</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonora</dc:creator>
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		<title>Matt Stairs On How To Become A Real Part Of The Team</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonora</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hey, That&#8217;s Not Pine Tar</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leonora</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>(NSFW due to sensitive language if you are not listening on headphones/somewhere people care about that stuff.)</p>
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