Ozzie Guillen quote of the designated time period: Derek Jeter has everything in his life. He’s got money, he’s got rings. … He’s not married. He lives in New York. At the All-Star Game, I looked around to see if he’s got anything I don’t like. Whoa. The perfect man. Too bad I don’t have [...]
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Great Moments In Sports Sign History
People should probably fact-check their signs before showing up to protests: And the one that continues to be my personal favorite: … Not much I can add to this introductory paragraph: Tampa Bay Rays pitcher Al Reyes was shocked with a stun gun and arrested early Friday after police say he fell against a ceramic [...]
Can We Just Turn Off Miller and Morgan's Mics and Listen to AJ?
Caught this during the game on ESPN tonight, A.J. Pierzynski’s reaction to letting a fastball get away from him and possibly killing the home plate umpire: I wish that they would make use of the mics they put on players more instead of having fluff interview pieces with people like Ozzie Guillen. Hell, put a [...]
Endless Drama
I don’t do the fantasy baseball thing, but ESPN’s Endless Drama commercials are pretty funny. I always knew baseball and soap operas were a match made in heaven. In other funny, here is a fluff piece the Daily News did on Kyle Farnsworth out of nowhere for last Sunday’s paper. Farnsworth laughs upon hearing this, [...]
Some Things Never Change
Joe Torre declared Nomar Garciaparra the favorite to start at third base over Andy LaRoche. “Being the veteran guy, he has the inside track in being the starting third baseman,” Torre said. On the bright side (for Dodgers fans), Juan Pierre is not penciled in as a starter.
